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The Rabbit King

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beesmygod:

videogamebf:

if video games arent art then explain this

oh my god its back. the light of my life has returned

electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix.

2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity.

3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.

4. How to apply red lipstick.

5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.

6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence.

7. Eat the extra slice of pizza.

8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.

9. Love the world unconditionally.

10. Seek beauty in all things.

11. Buy your friends dinner when you can.

12. Wear sunscreen like it’s your second job.

13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.

14. Make the world feel at ease around you.

15. Walk with your head up.

16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.

17. Never, ever bite your nails.

18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.

19. Learn from your mistakes that night.

20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.

21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character.

22. There is strength in breaking down.

23. You don’t have to like yoga.

24. Pick a tea.

25. Take care of your feet.

26. Pick a perfume.

27. Even if you’re tall, wear the heels anyway.

28. Classy is a relative term.

29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.

30. Drink wine if you like wine.

31. Like what you like.

32. Offer no explanation.

33. Advil and Gatorade.

34. You are no less of a woman when you’re in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt.

35. A woman is a woman is a woman.

36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.

37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.

38. Laugh until you can’t breathe with your friends.

39. Tell me everything.

40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.

41. There is no shame in hoping for love.

42. My cooking is the best cooking.

43. Do not take sex lightly.

44. I mean it.

45. Anna Karenina. I’d like it if you read it.

46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.

47. Do not be blind to it.

48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.

49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy.

50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.

51. Listen to classical music occasionally.

52. Take hot baths.

53. Do not use bath salts.

54. You are more than capable.

55. I promise.

56. Don’t smile if you don’t mean it.

57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain.

58. I am always, always listening.

59. Travel.

60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.

61. Make me furious.

62. Make me worry.

63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.

64. Your story isn’t really yours.

65. You are a compilation of others’ stories.

66. Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.

67. Who cares if glitter isn’t tasteful?

68. It’s too much eyeliner if you have to ask.

69. Learn to bake for when you’re sad and I’m not there.

70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms.

71. Wash your face twice per day.

72. Be gentle with your skin.

73. Science is really cool.

74. So is literature.

75. And history.

76. And math.

77. There is no substitute for fresh air.

78. Carry your weight.

79. Make up for it later if you can’t.

80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.

81. You’re fooling no one.

82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate.

83. A smoothie is not a meal.

84. Expect the best from everyone.

85. People will let you down.

86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).

87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs.

88. You’ll know it when you meet him.

89. What other people say is right doesn’t always feel right.

90. What feels right is where your happiness is.

91. Give thoughtful gifts.

92. Form an opinion.

93. Stick to it.

94. Exfoliation in moderation.

95. Argue with people when you need to.

96. If it’s worth fighting for, fight fiercely.

97. Don’t fight for acceptance.

98. You shouldn’t have to.

99. Take pictures, but not too many.

100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (I’m cutting you off at 22, though).

101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

Just made myself stupidly sad cause I was looking though pictures and one of my boyfriend and I came up and just wow, I miss that butt head way too much atm.

  #shut up rabbit    #not to mention that im running on over 24 hours of no sleep so im overly emotional    #ugh i want to go visit him so badly this suckkss    #muffled crying  

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

  #nsfw    #things rabbit wants  
acojosh:

acojosh:

Picture Above: Grade 9
Picture Below: Grade 7

aight so here’s a comparison post
i think my shoulders got broader?
and my face got more square and less pointed
I look good in a christmas sweater??
facial haiR?

Picture Grade 11

basically whats new
anlysis #2) I watched more anime than I did before and one time and I cried about madoka and Ive eaten dog food on like two occasions out of curiosity and I have better taste in friends and music

OH MY GOD JOSH YOU LOOK SO GROWN UP IM GONNA CRY, ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GROWNING UP SO FAST I FEEL LIKE A MOTHER HEN AND YALL ARE BECOMMING ADULTS WAY TOO FAST, IM ACTUALLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW, JUST JUST OMF

acojosh:

acojosh:

Picture Above: Grade 9

Picture Below: Grade 7

aight so here’s a comparison post

i think my shoulders got broader?

and my face got more square and less pointed

I look good in a christmas sweater??

facial haiR?

Picture Grade 11

basically whats new

anlysis #2) I watched more anime than I did before and one time and I cried about madoka and Ive eaten dog food on like two occasions out of curiosity and I have better taste in friends and music

OH MY GOD JOSH YOU LOOK SO GROWN UP IM GONNA CRY, ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GROWNING UP SO FAST I FEEL LIKE A MOTHER HEN AND YALL ARE BECOMMING ADULTS WAY TOO FAST, IM ACTUALLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW, JUST JUST OMF

  #JUST I CANT YALL ARE MAKING ME FEEL SO OLD    #IM SO PROUD OF YOU JOSHY    #LAYS DOWN AND SOBS  

flikky:

creamsicles-r-delicious:

i n s p i r a t i o n a l

Oh my God watch the trailer old lady lesbians breaking each other out of nursing homes and running from the law and God I need to see this movie.

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

Movies directed by Satoshi Kon (October 12, 1963 – August 24, 2010)

Finally gets invited out by friends. Has to work that night.

  #shut up rabbit    #I'm not crying I swear    #fuckk it I am really hard actually    #I hate this I'm lonely and sad and very very frustrated as all hell