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codeddenominator:

never forget when drake wore a shirt with jaden smith’s reaction to his vma performance on it

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

  #my life story  

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

  #bf tag    #yes times 20 .///.  

teenscoolest:

you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

  #its difficult but not impossible  
  #znt    #omf  

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

  #we have free health care at least...    #free schooling would be super rad though as well... considering things right now    #sighs  

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

  #what the fuck no way  

lychgate:

someactorkid:

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

what the fUCK

yeah totally only click one 

dont even watch the rest of the gold

クリ蒼 by めばちまぐろ

  #im gonna cry noo stopp ittt    #dmmd    #clearao    #cute boyfriends